Question: do you have any good jokes?
Asked by daxfoxy to Laura, Lily, Mark, Paul, Sarah on 24 Jun 2010 in Categories: About.
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I have some jokes, can’t say if most of them are any good! Here’s a science one for you, (you might have to look it up).
“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!”
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The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. “It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
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Erm depends what you mean – the jokes I like and do are bad puns mainly…
How about:
what did the french biochemist do with his twins?
he baptised one and saved the other for a control
Hmmm perhaps not the funniest thing I’ve ever said – How about:
“Be positive, lose an electron”
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
or
“Get your facts first. Then you can distort them as you please.”
but I guess these are more quotes than jokes
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Look for his Fresh Prints. Ha
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I’m rubbish at remembering jokes, but I wish I did know a few good ones as they are always useful!
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