• Question: do you have any good jokes?

    Asked by daxfoxy to Laura, Lily, Mark, Paul, Sarah on 24 Jun 2010 in Categories: .
    • Photo: Laura Maliszewski

      Laura Maliszewski answered on 21 Jun 2010:

      I have some jokes, can’t say if most of them are any good! Here’s a science one for you, (you might have to look it up).

      “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!”

    • Photo: Lily Asquith

      Lily Asquith answered on 21 Jun 2010:

      The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. “It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.

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      Mark Roberts answered on 21 Jun 2010:

      Erm depends what you mean – the jokes I like and do are bad puns mainly…

      How about:
      what did the french biochemist do with his twins?

      he baptised one and saved the other for a control

      Hmmm perhaps not the funniest thing I’ve ever said – How about:

      “Be positive, lose an electron”

      “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

      or

      “Get your facts first. Then you can distort them as you please.”

      but I guess these are more quotes than jokes

    • Photo: Sarah Bardsley

      Sarah Bardsley answered on 24 Jun 2010:

      How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Look for his Fresh Prints. Ha

    • Photo: Paul Roche

      Paul Roche answered on 24 Jun 2010:

      I’m rubbish at remembering jokes, but I wish I did know a few good ones as they are always useful!

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