I have a pet hate of umbrellas, or rather, of people hitting me in the face with them. Why do people walk around the busy streets of central London with great big umbrellas open when there is only a light drizzle?
I want to invent a device that causes all umbrellas within a 50 foot radius of me to snap shut on my command.
To name a few: people who won’t just tell you something, but want to faff about and see what you think before they say anything; people who don’t control their dogs; people who use mobile phones when driving; people who think science is pointless but would happily give millions to buy a painting or a statue or something;
Things I dislike: mashed potato; broccoli and pretty much any vegetable to be honest; chicken; eggs…
Hmm, makes me sound like a grumpy person, but I’m not reeally, I’m a very happy person most of the time (as long as I’m not being forced to eat mashed potato and vegetables….!)
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